What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Why don't little girls fart?
Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of
retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year!
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
Give it a nipple.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber
breaks, you're screwed.
What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
Push it aside and keep on eating...:)
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