I was rushing around today, as was running late at work. Approached my lorry after doing one of my deliveries, and was just thinking rush, rush, rush, rush.
On my lorry, you have to climb three steps, and that gets you into the driving area/cab. No climbing for me today, must rush, I thought, so I took a run up and jumped. It was like watching a Gazelle running through the grass, and jumping to avoid a lion. I jumped all three steps in one go.
As my foot touched the top, I heard a strange noise. Hmmmmm I thought, that doesnt sound good. The noise contiued until both feet were on the top level. RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. And all of a sudden, I felt a cooling breeze around my lower regions. I had a feel around "down below", and found that I had split my trousers, from front to back, right around the crotch area.
To make matters worse, I had my old boxer shorts on, a nice flowery type. The one's you wear for work (but not going out at night), as it doesnt matter if they get damaged!! It could have been worse, atleast I didn't go Conmmando ...
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