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> > MY PRIVATE PART DIED
> >
> >
> > An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
> >
> > One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
> >
> > Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes,
> > Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
> >
> > 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
> >
> > Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a
> > little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace.
> > Please accept my condolences.'
> >
> > The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
> > with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
> >
> > He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't
> > be walking down the hall like that.
> >
> > Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
> >
> > 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you
> > yesterday that my Private Part died.
> >
> > 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is
> > it hanging out of your pajamas?'
> >
> > (You've gotta love this.)
> >
> > 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the vie...

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