One of our favorite jobs has been leading junior church. We try to do
more than Baby-sit our church's beloved little ankle-biters during their
time in our special junior church facility. We aim to give them a solid
background in biblical history. At the end of each year, we give them
pencils and paper and ask them to chronicle what they have learned. This
assignment never fails to elicit some intriguing responses. In case
you're a little foggy on your biblical history, let our junior church
students help you with his complete overview of the Bible, compiled from
their essays:
In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but
God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one,'
but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give
me a light!' and someone did. Then God made the world. He split the
Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed
because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by
eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden. Not
sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars
Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who ha...
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