since of humor > Some Annoying Questions That You Might Have About The Movies!

1. How come only one house in an entire town gets possessed by noisy, rowdy ghosts, then sinks into the ground in an explosion of blinding white light, and NOBODY else in the neighborhood even bothers to look out the window to see what the hell is going on?

2. How is it possible for a 400 foot tall Monster to hide in the middle of Downtown Manhatten Island, and not be seen until it pops out to eat a few folks?

3. How is it possible for an Advanced Alien Space Craft to travel through the Galaxy for a Ga-Jillion miles at Light Speed without hitting a single object, such as a comet, asteroid and such... Until it reaches Earth and crashes smack in the middle of the*&%## Desert?

4. How is it possible that the crew of the Nostromo can wake up after 50 years in hyper-sleep, and nobody has to pee?

5. Why is it somehow impossible for a healthy Female to outrun an ancient, stiff legged Mummy who is even fully wrapped in bandages from head to toe?

Please comment with your own curious questions!:)

Many thanks to my beautiful friend, Dominique for her inspiring article on Apsense!:)