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How To Give A Cat A Pill 

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding  a  baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth  and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right  hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth  and swallow. 

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left  arm  and repeat process. 


3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 


4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear  paws  tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth  with  right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 


5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees,  hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold  head firmly  with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill f...

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